The Cbrfophp, not to be mistaken for a sneeze sound made by a particularly snotty Garglaphon, is, in fact, an intergalactic phenomenon that occurs once in a bluemillennium. It is the cosmic ballet of quantum fluctuations, mixed in with a dash of existential dread and a sprinkle of cosmic dust. Some say it's what happens when the universe tries to make a souffle but forgets the eggs. Utter poppycock, of course, but then again, this is the universe we're talking about.
If, by some cosmic lottery win, you find yourself near a Cbrfophp event, hold onto your socks – it's known to knock them clean into the next galaxy.
You'll mostly stumble upon Cbrfophp in the flimsy corners of space-time, right between a black hole and the 24-hour cosmic diner that serves the best space waffles this side of the Big Bang.
Avoid trying to pronounce Cbrfophp aloud in public spaces; it could either summon an ancient space deity or get you mistaken for someone in grave need of a handkerchief.
There is an unsubstantiated rumor that if you can spell Cbrfophp backwards while juggling moonrocks, the laws of physics will excuse themselves politely and take a brief holiday.
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