Envstage. It's not a mispronunciation of a youth attempting to say 'on stage' while munching on peanut butter sandwiches; it's actually a term for the developmental phase of an environment. Specifically, it refers to any system, either corporate or natural, undergoing a significant shift from 'What the blazes is this?' to 'Oh, that's what it's supposed to do.' Envstages are notoriously temperamental, like a cat that's just realized you've been calling it by the wrong name for the past six years.
If you're determined to visit an envstage, be sure to bring a towel. Not for any practical reason, but just so you can say you followed one piece of sage advice.
Envstages can be observed in the wild on the third moon of Viltvodle VI, where the local flora and fauna have been in a constant state of envstage since the Big Bang. It's a sort of cosmic rehearsal that never quite makes it to opening night.
Avoid making any life-altering decisions while within an envstage. Its chaotic nature can lead to you accidentally becoming the supreme ruler of a small asteroid or, worse, subscribing to cable television.
The longest recorded envstage lasted 17 galactic cycles and resulted in the creation of a new shade of blue that is completely invisible to the naked eye. It's very popular among beings without visual perception.
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