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If you plan on contributing to the vast pool of universal indexrss, ensure your mental faculties are in prime condition. Bring along a magnifying glass, a multi-dimensional index table, and a generous supply of patience.
One can often stumble upon high indexrss readings in the Great Library of Exasperation on the planet Bibliotheca. It is said that the shelves rearrange themselves just for a good chuckle at the expense of bewildered academics.
Avoid being led astray by seemingly helpful index markers or aisle signs; they are known to be as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Also, steer clear of the Self-Help section – it's rumored to be a paradox in itself.
The highest recorded indexrss was at the Bureaucratic Nightmare Depot on Vogsphere, where a single form required to be filled out in triplicate, by hand, was hidden within a stack of 7.5 million identical, but irrelevant, documents.
Baffled by bureaucracy? Why not try the new 'Filing Fiend 3000'? It claims to reduce indexrss by up to 42% with its patented 'Chaos-to-Order' algorithmic sorter!
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