The ncphp, not to be mistaken with a poorly spelled seafood dish, is one of the most enigmatic and decidedly peculiar phenomena known to the average interstellar wanderer. It is, in essence, a form of interdimensional hiccup that affects not the individuals but the fabric of space-time itself. Observing an ncphp is akin to watching reality sneeze without a hanky – quite messy and rather uncomfortable for all involved.
When gallivanting across the cosmos, if you spot a patch of reality blur as though someone spilled a cosmological drink, you may be near an ncphp. It is advisable to keep your limbs inside the travel capsule at all times and to refrain from feeding it anything, especially paradoxes.
Ncphps are usually found lounging in the lesser-charted regions of the Betelgeuse sector, often near Black Stump nebulae, which are a splendid backdrop for their reality-twisting shenanigans.
Avoid attempting to use the ncphp as a shortcut. Many a brave but not particularly bright soul have found themselves turned into an abstract concept or a footnote in a theoretical physics textbook. Additionally, do not tease the ncphp with logic puzzles; it gets indigestion and things get rather... warped.
The universally lauded 'Ncphp Tiddlywinks Championship' was once held on a dare, and the subsequent anomalies resulted in the creation of seventeen new colors, three of which are only visible to certain species of confused beetles.
Experiencing unwanted temporal distortions? Try the new 'Chrono-Stabilizer Wristwatch' from Timely Timepieces Inc. – because when reality sneezes, you don't have to catch a cold!
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