Phpphp is not to be confused with a common cold symptom nor the sound one might make whilst attempting to pronounce the name of a Welsh village. This marvel of the cosmos is actually a unique interstellar phenomenon. It's what scientists call a 'Pulsating High-Pitched Photon Harmonizer,' a star that, due to an exceedingly rare magnetic anomaly, emits light and sound in perfect harmony, creating what can only be described as celestial techno music. It's quite the sight, or rather, sound, to behold!
Carry a pair of multi-dimensional earplugs. The harmonics can resonate with your cranial cavity causing an acute case of 'galactic groove syndrome'.
Located in the Disco Nebula, just a hyperspace jump away from the Electric Ellipsis, Phpphp can be found pulsating away to the beat of its own quasar.
Do not attempt to dance along unless you have completed the Interstellar Rhythmic Movement course, as the photon beats can induce dance moves beyond the capabilities of most species.
The Phpphp's pulsating rhythm is said to be the inspiration for the Galactic Hit Parade's number one hit for 27 Glarnacks in a row, 'Quark, Strangeness and Charm' by the Harmonic Nebulae.
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