Whphp, pronounced 'whip-pap' for those not versed in silent 'h's and invisible 'q's, is the universal constant for the perplexity of beings when faced with technology exceeding their understanding by two whole generations. Each upward tick on the Whphp scale correlates to a tenfold increase in furrowed brows and bemused muttering. Particularly prevalent in areas of high-tech like the mobile phone shops of Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
If one seeks to experience true Whphp, it is best to do so in the wild, ideally when a new 'intuitively obvious' gadget is released.
Whphp can be most potently experienced in any intergalactic tech emporium, quantum knitting circle, or during the bi-millennial software update of your Vogan poetry app.
Try to steer clear of apps or devices that claim to reduce Whphp through so-called 'user-friendly' interfaces; these are usually traps for the unwary that lead to severe Whphp surges.
Scientists on Betelgeuse Five once tried to develop a technology so advanced that it bypassed Whphp entirely. Instead, it created a black hole of incomprehension that swallowed their entire research facility.
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