Wjphp, known in some particularly inebriated circles of the cosmos as 'What Just Happened: Post-Hyperspace Phenomenon', is a largely unexplained occurrence that tends to affect travelers shortly after they've 'popped' out of hyperspace. These unfortunates find themselves, for a few disconcerting moments, utterly convinced they are a small lemon-infused sponge cake. Recovery involves a lot of blinking, a few deep breaths, and sometimes a stern talking-to from fellow passengers.
It's always wise when traversing the hyperspatial lanes to keep a sturdy hand on reality and another on a cup of strong tea. Should you experience a wjphp event, remain calm; the feeling will pass, and you will return to your usual species shortly.
Encounters with wjphp are most common in the vicinity of Betelgeuse V, where the peculiarities of the local space-time continuum seem to give hyperspace travelers a wobbly sense of self upon re-entry.
Do not operate heavy machinery or attempt to bake yourself at 350 degrees Fahrenheit following a wjphp episode. Also, avoid telling existential philosophers about the experience; they may become jealous.
Galactic surveys indicate that 42% of hitchhikers who've experienced wjphp subsequently develop an irrational fondness for lemon drizzle cake.
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