The atxphp is, contrary to popular belief, not a galactic spell-checker's nightmare, but rather a quaint little programming group based on a small, mostly harmless planet called Earth. They have bafflingly designated themselves around the use of PHP, an ancient scripting language once used to create extensive digital playgrounds called 'websites'.
If embarking on a sojourn to attend an atxphp gathering, be sure to carry a universal translator that's been updated to handle recursive acronyms and the occasional self-referential joke.
atxphp is typically found in the wild, frolicking in the vast plains of the internet or coalesced in physical form at a local watering hole in Austin, Texas - where the 'atx' presumably originated. For navigation, set coordinates to 30.2672� N, 97.7431� W, avoid black holes.
It is crucial to avoid using deprecated PHP functions or suggesting that 'Python is better' amongst this crowd. The latter is known to incite a riot of passive-aggressive sipping of craft beers.
The 'atx' in atxphp doesn't actually stand for Austin, Texas, as one might expect, but is an abbreviation for 'Always Talk eXcitedly about PHP', which members of the group do with an almost religious fervor.
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