Cloudphp, not to be confused with the meteorological mood swings of a PHP coder, is the latest craze in the cosmic web development scene. It is the ethereal cousin of the all-too-grounded PHP, boasting the ability to execute scripts anywhere in the nebulae with the sheer power of thought (and a decent sub-ether network connection).
If you're planning to visit the Cloudphp nebula, make sure your mind is clear of existential queries, as these may inadvertently alter your code output.
Cloudphp can be located in the ethically sourced cloud district of Sector ZZ9 Plural Z alpha, just past the Binary Bistro, where artificial intelligences go for a byte to eat.
Avoid any contact with the Anti-Pattern Entities, notorious for converting elegant code into spaghetti with a mere glance.
Cloudphp was discovered by a wandering group of code monks who, after a particularly intense meditation session, realized they could write recursive functions without ending up in an infinite loop.
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