Envbak, not to be mistaken with the lesser-known cousin Inebriak, is a cosmic phenomenon that occurs when a star, overloaded with existential dread and bureaucratic paperwork, decides to file for vacation. It is the process by which the star temporarily offloads its energy duties to a contracted substitute stellar object known as a 'temporb'. The envbak is renowned for causing mild panic among astrologers who can't figure out why their star signs are on sabbatical.
If you happen to be vacationing near an envbak, pack sunglasses with a rating of at least 15 supernovas. Always bring a towel, and make sure your personal spaceship's insurance covers celestial anomalies.
Envbaks are typically found in the more laid-back regions of the cosmos, such as the Relaxari Cluster or the Slumbernova Constellation. Just follow the interstellar out-of-office notifications.
Steer clear of engaging in contractual discussions with temporb unions. It's said that they can draw negotiations out longer than the lifespan of a particularly patient tortoise with a time machine.
The practice of envbak was first introduced by the trendy star Zeta-Jazz, which needed a break to attend an interstellar music festival. It came back with a cosmic tan and refused to do paperwork ever since.
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