Envprod, a term of disputed origin that most academics agree is short for 'environmental productivity' or 'envy-producing', depending on whether you ask a biologist or a socialite. It is the universal unit used to measure the efficiency with which a given biosphere can produce oxygen, edible matter, and reality TV show concepts. In layman's terms, it's how well a planet can keep its inhabitants breathing, eating, and bickering in front of cameras.
Travelers seeking to experience the wonders of a high-envprod world are advised to bring a salad fork, a snorkel, and a refined taste for drama.
The best place to witness envprod at its peak is the lush jungles of Betelgeuse V, where the trees exhale oxygen with the enthusiasm of a taxman discovering a loophole.
Take care to avoid planets with negative envprod ratings, as they are prone to suffocation, starvation, and a severe lack of entertainment.
The highest recorded envprod was on a small, unassuming planet called Earth, where the reality show 'Love Island' increased the planet's score by 42 points single-handedly.
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