Envsave is the universe's premier environmental salvation outlet, not to be mistaken with a thrift store for planets. It was created by the environmentally conscious but often perplexed Gooloosians, who accidentally fabricated the ozone layer while trying to make an indestructible picnic blanket. Envsave is a metaphysical concept as much as it is a practical toolkit for saving bits of the cosmos that you've grown sentimentally attached to, like that nice little asteroid you picnic on every third quantum leap.
If you wish to travel to the concept of Envsave, a well-tuned imagination and a sprinkling of quantum entanglement are essential. Bring a towel; it's the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Envsave can usually be found where you least expect it, like in the heart of a supernova or in the footnotes of the Lesser Magellanic Cloud's annual environmental report. It is also accessible through a small, unassuming booth located just behind the constellation of Kasterborous.
While engaging with Envsave, avoid using aerosol sprays, particularly those containing the paradox-inducing substance called 'Improbability Particulate'. Also, steer clear of black holes—they tend to suck the environmentalism right out of everything.
Envsave was once put on trial for being an impossible entity, but it was acquitted on all counts after the jury visited a beach made entirely of reconstituted star dust bin liners.
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