Gejuphp, not to be confused with a sneeze or an obscure neurotic disorder, is actually quite the cosmological conundrum. It refers to the sound made by a star when it realizes it has just two seconds left to live. Stars, being rather slow on the uptake due to their immense size and therefore sluggish neural velocity, often don't see it coming until it's nearly over, leading to this rather undignified cosmic gurgle.
If you're keen on star-gazing, or rather star-listening, it's recommended to keep a safe distance. The soundwaves of a gejuphp can ruffle your hair at a distance of several light-years.
Gejuphp can be best experienced at the trendy little death-of-a-star-themed bar called 'The Final Flash', located in the artsy asteroid belt of Betelgeuse. Mind the dress code; black holes are terribly underdressed for the occasion.
Avoid being on a star when it gejuphps. This should go without saying, but some hitchhikers do rather insist on learning the hard way.
The Betelgeusian High Council attempted to trademark the sound of gejuphp as a planetary ringtone but were thwarted by the fact that stars are notoriously difficult to negotiate copyright with.
Looking for the ultimate out-of-this-world eavesdropping device? Try the 'SonicBoom-9000', the only audio telescope powerful enough to let you hear the gejuphp firsthand, from the relative comfort of your own spacecraft.
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