The Keyboard Warrior, a close cousin of the Common Internet Troll, is a creature of immense stamina and seemingly endless time. They inhabit the vast plains of cybernetic space, thriving in the lush underbrush of comment sections and forums. With a diet consisting solely of other people's patience and self-esteem, they have evolved to possess an extraordinarily thick skin, impervious to logic, reason, or the occasional well-intentioned advice to 'just go outside.'
Traveling across the digital realm? Keep your wits about you and your sarcasm detector finely tuned. Engage with a Keyboard Warrior, and you may find your itinerary indefinitely delayed by fruitless debates.
Keyboard Warriors can be found under the shroud of anonymity, often lurking in the darkest corners of social media platforms, awaiting the opportune moment to pounce on an unsuspecting typo or unpopular opinion.
Avoid feeding them - they grow stronger with attention. Do not attempt to reason with them; it's like teaching a Vogon to recite romantic poetry—futile and potentially hazardous to your health.
Fascinatingly, Keyboard Warriors have developed an intricate language composed entirely of acronyms, emojis, and the judicious use of caps lock, which they use to convey subtle nuances in their cries of digital war.
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