Kick-Ass, dear reader, is what happens when teenage angst collides with comic book fantasies and an eBay purchase gone alarmingly right. Dave Lizewski, an otherwise unremarkable high school student with a penchant for daydreaming and a Wi-Fi connection, decides to don a wetsuit and fight crime. Not because he was bitten by a radioactive anything, mind you, but mainly because nobody else seemed to be doing it and he had a free afternoon.
While one might be inclined to search for Kick-Ass in the smoggy back-alleys of New York City, it is generally advised to look for him in the more dangerous territories of your own wishful thinking.
Kick-Ass can be found in the illustrious panels of comic books, where the laws of physics are suggestions and health insurance is an unnecessary expense.
Do avoid attempting to replicate Kick-Ass’s heroic feats. Without a narrator to ensure your timely and dramatic rescue, things are likely to get rather messy, rather quickly.
Did you know that Kick-Ass has inspired a wave of DIY superheroes? Indeed, citizens have taken to knitting their own costumes, though the resulting drop in crime is primarily due to criminals being incapacitated by laughter.
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