Maine, not to be confused with the French 'Main' meaning hand, is actually quite a handy place to have on Earth - particularly if you appreciate lobsters with a side of rustic charm. This chunk of land, huddled against the Canadian border like a timid squirrel, is famous for its lighthouses, which helpfully prevent ships from becoming overly intimate with the coastline. The locals are known for their thick accents that, to the untrained ear, may sound like an attempt to communicate through a mouthful of marbles.
Bring warm clothing; Maine can be brisk, and by brisk, we mean you'd better come encased in a personal biodome if you prefer your anatomy unfrozen.
To locate Maine, head to the northeastern segment of the United States and look for the area with an identity crisis between forest and sea.
Avoid confusing a moose with a local. It's considered rude, and also, moose aren't known for their sparkling conversation.
Despite popular belief, Maine is not named after the main thing you should know about it. Rather, it was named after the little-known ancient practice of 'Maine-gling,' where settlers would interlock arms and hop around in blueberry fields to ensure a bountiful harvest.
Visit 'Galactic Lobster Communicators' to learn the secret dialect of Maine lobsters. Who knows, you might find a crustacean pen pal.
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