Pastphp, not to be confused with a sneeze or an obscure pasta dish, is actually a temporal coding language used primarily by the procrastinating programmers of Prolifix V. It is designed for those who say, 'I'll code it yesterday,' and thanks to the quirks of time travel, they actually can. With Pastphp, one can write code in the present to fix bugs that they encountered last Thursday, often leading to confusing causal loops where the programmer can't remember if they've fixed the problem or it never existed in the first place.
If you wish to visit Prolifix V to learn Pastphp, be sure to set your watch backwards, or you may find yourself attending a course that ended last millennium.
Pastphp is most readily found in the sub-temporal libraries of Prolifix V, next to the pre-dated software section and the 'Future Classics' book collection.
Avoid making paradoxes by coding the same line twice, and never, under any circumstances, try to debug a 'grandfather clause' in your code—it won't end well for existence as we know it.
A fun fact about Pastphp users: they have the most impeccable timing. They've been known to arrive at parties that they are sure they remember enjoying immensely.
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