Postphp, not to be confused with a poorly spelled missive following the collapse of a mail delivery system, is in fact the cutting-edge digital communication framework used by the ultra-modern populace of Zygorthian-III. Famous for its ability to send messages through the fabric of space-time using the resonance of cosmic string fluctuations, postphp has revolutionized the way beings procrastinate on their paperwork across the galaxy.
If you happen to be visiting Zygorthian-III, do bring a universal translator as the locals communicate in a series of hypnotic light patterns that can induce unintended interpretive dance in humans.
Postphp can typically be found pulsating gently in the heart of the Cyber Forest on Zygorthian-III, surrounded by the rare, pixelated Weeping Willows that provide the necessary computational power for its operation.
Avoid mentioning 'SMTP' or 'email' when discussing postphp, as it can cause a diplomatic incident, with embassy staff forced to write lengthy apologies in exotic programming languages.
Postphp is renowned for having a default font that is both invisible and fluorescent at the same time, leading to a thriving industry of fashionable goggles that allow one to read messages while attending rave parties.
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