Rootphp, not to be mistaken with the common earthling tuber or a particularly aggressive hair treatment, is actually an obscure programming language developed by the lesser-known inhabitants of Betelgeuse VII. These ingenious individuals decided that existing languages were far too comprehensible and lacked the inherent risk of summoning an ancient deity with a misplaced semicolon. Rootphp syntax primarily consists of hieroglyphs and interpretative dance, making it the only programming language that requires a leotard.
Travelers seeking enlightenment or a career change into cosmic ballet may want to visit the Great Library of Betelgeuse, where Rootphp courses are offered every leap year, provided the planet hasn't been demolished for an intergalactic bypass.
The predominantly spoken language in the wild nightclubs of Betelgeuse, where the patrons communicate solely through code (and the occasional dance-off).
Avoid using Rootphp during a solar eclipse, as this has been known to accidentally overwrite the fabric of reality with a particularly nasty infinite loop.
The first 'Hello World' program written in Rootphp actually said 'Goodbye Universe', which explains the missing planets in Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
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