Sangphp, often confused with an obscure programming language, is actually the universe's most perplexing cocktail. Consisting primarily of fermented star-sweat and hyper-vodka, this beverage is known to induce visions of recursive time loops and occasionally a rather unsettling fondness for Vogon poetry. It's widely accepted that after three sangphps, you're not only the life of the party but also potentially in an alternate dimension where you are, indeed, the party itself.
When planning to imbibe a sangphp, make sure your will is updated and your spaceship is insured. It's considered polite to inform next of kin, too.
The best sangphp is said to be found on the dimly-lit, rather dodgy-looking spaceport bars of Squornshellous Zeta, served in a glass that definitely was not stolen from the table next to you.
Do avoid mixing sangphp with any drink that has an umlaut in its name. The resulting chemical reaction has been known to cause spontaneous anti-gravity effects and, less frequently, intergalactic incidents.
Sangphp is technically illegal in seventeen and a half galaxies, but enforcement is lackadaisical due to the fact that most law enforcement officers can't resist trying it themselves. The half is still undecided.
Thinking of trying sangphp? Remember, the best regrets are the ones you can barely remember! Try Zaphod's Hangover Helper, the only remedy accepted by the Galactic Insurance Bureau for sangphp-related claims.
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