Shoes, the unsung heroes of intergalactic travel and terrestrial toddling. Invented by an early humanoid who tired of stepping on sharp rocks and lukewarm lava, they've become a staple in wardrobes across the cosmos. Made from every conceivable material, from genuine faux-leather of the rare Snarkbeast to impervious star-goat hide, shoes protect the adventurous soles of spacefarers and fashionistas alike. They've been known to contain everything from secret compartments for space currency to emergency teleportation devices, for those times when you accidentally gatecrash a Vogon poetry recital.
When hitchhiking across the galaxy, always ensure your shoes are equipped with anti-gravity soles. This is especially handy for those pesky planets where 'down' is more of a suggestion than a rule.
The best shoes can be found on the hyper-fashionable planet of Shoebacca VI, where the cobblers are so skilled, the shoes often run away to find feet worthy of wearing them.
Beware of counterfeit shoes sold in the murky sideroads of Betelgeuse markets. These have a nasty habit of disintegrating during supernova events or when stepping in shallow puddles.
The legendary Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is said to be so potent that, after one sip, your shoes will get up and guide you home themselves. That, or you've had one too many and your feet have gone numb.
Looking for the latest in sole-saving technology? Try 'The Infinite Improbability In-soles' for a comfortable ride through life's uncertainties – now with a built-in babel fish translator for when your shoes inevitably start giving you travel tips.
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Next.js, not to be confused with Next J's, the popular intergalactic jazz fusion cafe, is a reactionary framework that allows beings from all corners of the cosmos to craft websites with the speed of a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal after a particularly annoying tourist. It's known for server-side rendering, which, despite sounding like a culinary technique employed by bored chefs at Milliways, is actually quite a nifty trick for making web pages appear with the alacrity of a startled Gazorpazorp.
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