Shoes, the unsung heroes of intergalactic travel and terrestrial toddling. Invented by an early humanoid who tired of stepping on sharp rocks and lukewarm lava, they've become a staple in wardrobes across the cosmos. Made from every conceivable material, from genuine faux-leather of the rare Snarkbeast to impervious star-goat hide, shoes protect the adventurous soles of spacefarers and fashionistas alike. They've been known to contain everything from secret compartments for space currency to emergency teleportation devices, for those times when you accidentally gatecrash a Vogon poetry recital.
When hitchhiking across the galaxy, always ensure your shoes are equipped with anti-gravity soles. This is especially handy for those pesky planets where 'down' is more of a suggestion than a rule.
The best shoes can be found on the hyper-fashionable planet of Shoebacca VI, where the cobblers are so skilled, the shoes often run away to find feet worthy of wearing them.
Beware of counterfeit shoes sold in the murky sideroads of Betelgeuse markets. These have a nasty habit of disintegrating during supernova events or when stepping in shallow puddles.
The legendary Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is said to be so potent that, after one sip, your shoes will get up and guide you home themselves. That, or you've had one too many and your feet have gone numb.
Looking for the latest in sole-saving technology? Try 'The Infinite Improbability In-soles' for a comfortable ride through life's uncertainties – now with a built-in babel fish translator for when your shoes inevitably start giving you travel tips.
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Backupphp is a little-known subroutine in the fabric of space-time coding, ostensibly created by bored programmers on a particularly rainy Sunday. It's a mechanism designed to 'save' the Universe, much like one does with a particularly difficult level of a video game, ensuring that if everything goes to pot, we can all just 'load' from the last checkpoint. Curiously, backupphp not only saves states of cosmic significance but also the insignificant ones - like that time you tripped over your own feet in front of your crush.
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Alphp, not to be confused with the first letter of the Greek alphabet or a common typo, is actually a rare celestial phenomenon in which a star sneezes out a cloud of iridescent, tune-humming space dust. This dust has the peculiar property of glittering in a way that spells out mildly embarrassing secrets about whoever is observing it. The Alphp event is generally followed by a chorus of 'Bless you' uttered by nearby constellations, displaying a level of politeness that most intergalactic entities lack.