The concept of a 'site' in the universe has baffled philosophers, confounded archaeologists, and even made a couple of landscape painters quite dizzy. A 'site' can be anything from a place where ancient alien relics are as common as a Gagrakackan 'tzjin-anthony-ik' at a cocktail party, to a barren patch of land that just happens to be the square root of minus one away from something marginally more interesting. In the grand cosmic scheme of things, a site is simply where stuff happens, or in many cases, where stuff fails to happen, much to the disappointment of tourists and picnic enthusiasts.
When visiting any 'site' of cosmic importance, it is vital to bring a towel, a sense of apathy regarding punctuality, and a device for translating shrugs into a variety of local dialects.
Sites can be found throughout the universe, sandwiched between the places you meant to go and the places you wish you hadn't. The most spectacular sites tend to be hiding behind nebulae that look suspiciously like galactic zoning committee members frowning.
Avoid any site that claims to be the 'final resting place' of anything – especially if it charges admission. Also steer clear of locations where the laws of physics are treated more like 'mild suggestions' unless you're fond of experiencing all four seasons simultaneously.
Some of the best 'sites' in the galaxy were discovered by accident when someone misread a star chart or was pushed out of a spaceship without a map. These sites are known for their distinct lack of souvenir shops.
If contemplating the existential significance of a 'site' becomes too overwhelming, remember to grab a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster – the drink that makes you forget where you are, and more importantly, why you thought it was worth visiting in the first place.
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