The skibidi-toilet, a marvel of intergalactic plumbing, is the ultimate answer to the age-old question, 'Where can I experience the sounds of an obscure Earth dance track while attending to the calls of nature?' Its unique construction allows for a seamless integration of auditory and excretory sensations, playing the catchy refrain of 'Skibidi' by Russian band Little Big every time the flush is activated, resulting in what many users describe as a 'flush of euphoria'. The device is fitted with an AI DJ that assesses the user's mood and can remix the tune to either boost your spirits or soothe your soul as you contemplate the mysteries of the universe.
When traveling to the Outer Rim to inspect a skibidi-toilet, remember to bring your own triple-ply cosmic tissue. Standard issue single-ply just doesn't hold up in zero gravity.
The skibidi-toilet can be found in the more avant-garde restrooms of the galaxy, particularly popular on planets whose denizens prize sonic accompaniment to their daily ablutions.
Steer clear of using the skibidi-toilet if you suffer from acute musical anhedonia or have a predisposition to rhythm-induced hypnotic states, as prolonged exposure has been known to cause unintended dance outbreaks.
Legend has it that the prototype of the skibidi-toilet was created by a disgruntled sound engineer who sought to combine their two greatest passions: sanitation and techno. Sadly, they were never able to see the widespread success of their invention, having become trapped in an infinite skibidi loop.
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