Uploxephp, pronounced 'up-locks-eff', is a universally recognized state of befuddlement found primarily in sentient beings after they've attempted to read their own biographies translated into Vogan poetry. This condition is not to be confused with just a simple headache or existential crisis; uploxephp is so marvelously uncomfortable that it's been classified as a sport in certain obscure parts of the Galaxy. Participants compete to see how long they can withstand their own life's story mutilated by Vogan verse without screaming for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to wipe their memory clean.
Should you wish to experience uploxephp firsthand, it's vital to bring along earplugs and a sturdy sense of self-irony. A tin foil hat wouldn't hurt either.
The best place to 'enjoy' uploxephp is naturally the Poetry Appreciation Chairs of Vogsphere, though some budget travelers have been known to simulate the effect by listening to elevator music while reading user manuals of discontinued appliances.
Avoid making any major life decisions while under the influence of uploxephp, and never, ever agree to a second round.
Curiously, the only known cure for uploxephp involves reciting the Galactic Anthem backward while hopping on one foot. This has led to the peculiar sight of otherwise dignified beings doing something that looks suspiciously like a rain dance.
Tired of uploxephp? Try Betelgeuse Brain Balm, guaranteed to soothe your cerebral cortex after any poetry-induced trauma (not liable for decisions made while under the influence).
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