The Vvphp, not to be confused with a poorly spelled acronym for a programming language, is actually a rare interstellar phenomenon that occurs when the fabric of space-time gets a bit too casual and decides to drape itself lazily over a cosmic chair. It is characterized by its distinctive shimmer, which is the universal way of things trying to look important without actually doing anything.
Should you find yourself approaching a Vvphp, remember that traditional physics may take a smoke break. Pack anti-gravity socks and a sense of humor.
Vvphps are commonly found lounging around the Lesser Magellanic Cloud, particularly near the star system XYZZY, where the laws of reality enjoy a more 'flexible' working arrangement.
Avoid attempting to use logic or reason when near a Vvphp; both are known to come out rather scrambled. It's also advisable not to feed it any sensitive information, like your credit card details or the plot twists of any soap operas it may not have caught up on.
Vvphps were first discovered by the highly respected (and completely fabricated) astrophysicist Dr. Euphemia Q. Wallop, while she was conducting experiments to determine if it's possible to make a black hole sneeze.
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Jlexphp, not to be mistaken with a type of complex sneeze, is actually the lesser-known cousin of the Babel fish's digital interpreter. Known for its uncanny ability to convert incomprehensible alien syntax into moderately less incomprehensible web code, it is believed to have evolved from a coffee spill on a programmer's keyboard that was struck by lightning at precisely 42 seconds past 4:20 PM. It is only visible to those who have consumed at least three pints of the Galactic Gargle Blaster or have a master's degree in computer science, which are roughly equivalent states of mind.
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Antphp, not to be confused with its distant cousin the earthbound ant or the ubiquitous PHP programming language, is the remarkable result of a curious celestial event in which a colony of digital insects evolved to survive in the harsh environment of a low-orbit server farm. Antphp creatures are known for their diligence in data farming and their peculiar habit of hoarding deprecated code snippets, which they worship as divine relics.