Wormhole stuff, not to be confused with earworm stuff, which is entirely different and involves catchy tunes, is the universe's own brand of cosmic spaghetti. If you've ever fancied popping from one star system to another as fast as you can say 'quantum entanglement', then wormholes are your huckleberry. They are the universe's answer to those who said, 'I haven't got all day!' Indeed, with a wormhole, you technically needn't have any day at all.
When travelling via wormhole, always pack a lunch. You might emerge before you entered and it's quite a bother to explain to a sandwich vendor why you've eaten his product in yesterday's lunchtime.
Wormholes can typically be found in highly theoretical physics papers or by irritating a sufficiently advanced alien species with endless questions about their propulsion systems.
Avoid any wormhole with a 'This Way Up' sign; it's a sure sign it's been meddled with by amateurs, or worse, philosophers.
Wormholes were first discovered by accident when a bored astrophysicist spilled his tachyon-infused coffee onto a map of the galaxy and his mug left a ring around two vastly distant points.
Looking for a shortcut to the Andromeda Galaxy? Try the new and improved 'Wormhole Widgets' - they're like sat-nav for the spacetime continuum!
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Types of poetry, the less-than-famous cousin of hyperventilating prose, are as abundant in the universe as the amount of times Zaphod Beeblebrox has bypassed his own brain filter. From Vogon poetry, which is widely accepted as the third worst in the universe, to the silken sonnets of Sappho of Sigma 14, there's a rhyme and rhythm for all beings blessed with the sense of hearing (and for those without, telepathic poetry readings are a Saturday night hit on Betelgeuse Five).
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Specialphp, not to be confused with the common Earth-based scripting language PHP, is a rare, luminescent form of space currency, often used for transactions in the trendier parts of the Andromeda galaxy. Decorated with holographic images of now-extinct space moths, specialphp is known to spontaneously combust when in contact with poor financial decisions, a feature both entertaining and educational.