Wormhole stuff, not to be confused with earworm stuff, which is entirely different and involves catchy tunes, is the universe's own brand of cosmic spaghetti. If you've ever fancied popping from one star system to another as fast as you can say 'quantum entanglement', then wormholes are your huckleberry. They are the universe's answer to those who said, 'I haven't got all day!' Indeed, with a wormhole, you technically needn't have any day at all.
When travelling via wormhole, always pack a lunch. You might emerge before you entered and it's quite a bother to explain to a sandwich vendor why you've eaten his product in yesterday's lunchtime.
Wormholes can typically be found in highly theoretical physics papers or by irritating a sufficiently advanced alien species with endless questions about their propulsion systems.
Avoid any wormhole with a 'This Way Up' sign; it's a sure sign it's been meddled with by amateurs, or worse, philosophers.
Wormholes were first discovered by accident when a bored astrophysicist spilled his tachyon-infused coffee onto a map of the galaxy and his mug left a ring around two vastly distant points.
Looking for a shortcut to the Andromeda Galaxy? Try the new and improved 'Wormhole Widgets' - they're like sat-nav for the spacetime continuum!
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