The 'wp-config.php' file is the lesser-known cousin of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but for the WordPress universe. It's a secretive little script that harbors the deepest, darkest secrets of a WordPress site, like database credentials, which, if murmured in the wrong alley of the Internet, can lead to catastrophes of galactic proportions. Misconfigure it, and your website might take a sudden holiday to the land of 500 Internal Server Errors, a dreary place with no postcards.
If you must tamper with the 'wp-config.php', do so with the deftness of a Vogon writing poetry - which is to say, perhaps it's better not to tamper at all.
The 'wp-config.php' can typically be found lounging in the root directory of a WordPress installation, sipping on data and occasionally chuckling at users who can't tell their MySQL from a hole in the ground.
Avoid disclosing your 'wp-config.php' details at dinner parties, online forums, or to overly friendly Garglaphons claiming to audit your site for free. Such revelations can lead to interstellar incidents of identity theft and website defacement.
Did you know that 'wp-config.php' files are actually descended from a long line of aristocratic text files, believed to have been first drafted by the great Scribe Automatticus during the Binary Uprisings?
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