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The Zebra is a peculiar creature often mistaken for a horse in pyjamas or the result of an indecisive designer who couldn't choose between black and white. Known for their dazzling stripes, which confuse predators, fashion designers, and occasionally themselves, zebras are the galactic standard for standing out in a crowd, even when the crowd is, in fact, other zebras.

Travel Advice

To encounter zebras in their natural habitat, one must simply locate a grassy savanna and wait for them to perform their daily ritual of 'not being lions'.

Where to Find

Zebras can predominantly be found on Earth, specifically in the Sub-Saharan GPS coordinates or any respectable intergalactic zoo where they are celebrated for their commitment to monochromatic lifestyles.

What to Avoid

Avoid wearing striped clothing when visiting zebras, as this may lead to embarrassing fashion faux pas or, worse, a herd of zebras attempting to recruit you.

Fun Fact

Zebras have their own barcode on each side, which, when scanned, reveals a discount code for the local safari gift shop.

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