The Zebra is a peculiar creature often mistaken for a horse in pyjamas or the result of an indecisive designer who couldn't choose between black and white. Known for their dazzling stripes, which confuse predators, fashion designers, and occasionally themselves, zebras are the galactic standard for standing out in a crowd, even when the crowd is, in fact, other zebras.
To encounter zebras in their natural habitat, one must simply locate a grassy savanna and wait for them to perform their daily ritual of 'not being lions'.
Zebras can predominantly be found on Earth, specifically in the Sub-Saharan GPS coordinates or any respectable intergalactic zoo where they are celebrated for their commitment to monochromatic lifestyles.
Avoid wearing striped clothing when visiting zebras, as this may lead to embarrassing fashion faux pas or, worse, a herd of zebras attempting to recruit you.
Zebras have their own barcode on each side, which, when scanned, reveals a discount code for the local safari gift shop.
Looking to blend in with the herd? Try 'Stripes Forever', the only grooming kit designed for both zebras and the stripe-enthusiast tourist.
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