Zephp, often mistaken for a minor cold or the result of having consumed too much Gazpacho before it's properly in season, is actually one of the galaxy's most perplexing non-corporeal lifeforms. Normally invisible to the naked eye, a Zephp reveals itself only when it yawns – which, for reasons beyond the ken of even the most intrepid xenobiologists, causes a small, localized thunderstorm. This can be particularly disconcerting during otherwise clear-skied poetry recitals.
Should you wish to observe a Zephp, it is advisable to carry an umbrella, waterproof boots, and a deeply subdued sense of expectation.
Zephps are endemic to the misty mountaintops of Quixzil, where they float about whimsically, pondering the kind of metaphysical quandaries that would give a philosopher's supercomputer a nasty headache.
Avoid attempting to engage a Zephp in conversation during a thunderstorm, as they are notoriously bad-tempered when disturbed, and avoid bringing up the subject of existentialism – it tends to make them sneeze, which has its own problematic consequences.
The Zephp's yawn-induced thunderstorm is, incidentally, the galaxy's third most common cause of unscheduled teatime disruptions, just after surprise Vogon poetry readings and unforeseen gravitational anomalies.
For the intrepid traveler, why not purchase a pair of stylish Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses? Not only will they protect your eyes from the sudden flashes of Zephp-born lightning, but they're also guaranteed to turn almost completely black at the first hint of Vogon versification.
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Jlexphp, not to be mistaken with a type of complex sneeze, is actually the lesser-known cousin of the Babel fish's digital interpreter. Known for its uncanny ability to convert incomprehensible alien syntax into moderately less incomprehensible web code, it is believed to have evolved from a coffee spill on a programmer's keyboard that was struck by lightning at precisely 42 seconds past 4:20 PM. It is only visible to those who have consumed at least three pints of the Galactic Gargle Blaster or have a master's degree in computer science, which are roughly equivalent states of mind.
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