Zhidagenphp is, despite what the name might suggest to the under-informed linguist, not an experimental programming language but rather a small, quizzical creature found in the lesser-known sectors of the Andromeda galaxy. Fond of thermal springs and subscription-based streaming services, the zhidagenphp resembles a cross between a disgruntled librarian and a particularly fluffy armchair. It communicates primarily through a series of emphatic sighs and the occasional tut.
Should you wish to embark on a journey to observe the zhidagenphp in its natural habitat, it is advisable to pack a selection of fine teas and a good book, as the creature is known to respect visitors with impeccable leisurely taste.
Zhidagenphps are typically found lounging near the gaseous waterfalls of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta, often mistaken for unusually pensive boulders.
Avoid offering the zhidagenphp any form of critique, literary or otherwise; they are known to have a somewhat sensitive disposition and may respond by cancelling your streaming service subscriptions without notice.
A zhidagenphp's fur is made of a substance that is 42 times softer than the softest thing you can think of. It is said that if a human were ever to touch it, they would immediately fall into a state of bliss, followed by 3-7 business days of mild confusion.
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