The year 2018, measured in Earth time, which is a quaint little system that involves counting the number of times a rock orbits a medium-sized, rather ordinary star, was an eventful period by human standards. It was known for significant political hand-wringing, an abundance of cat videos, and the widespread misuse of the term 'literally,' which, quite literally, made lexicon purists' heads figuratively explode.
Time travel to 2018 is not advised for the faint of heart or those easily perturbed by political memes and unprecedented levels of screen addiction.
2018 can be found nestled between 2017 and 2019 in the Gregorian Calendar, which, despite its name, has nothing to do with gregariousness.
Avoid making any investment tips based on your knowledge of the future, as this could lead to a catastrophic time paradox, or worse, a visit from the Time Police. Also, steer clear of discussing the finale of any popular TV shows to prevent historical spoilers.
Fun fact: In 2018, Earth scientists discovered water on Mars, which was celebrated until it was discovered that the interplanetary beverage lacked both fizz and flavor.
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