Envprodlocal is a term known to originate from a particularly quirky subspace communication mishap, where an overcaffeinated software developer attempted to describe the environment in which their code was executing. What they didn't realize was that in the process of mashing their keyboard, they'd named a new dimension in the cosmos. Envprodlocal is not a place, but a state of existence where all your software works flawlessly in development, misbehaves mysteriously in production, and has parties in local environments.
Hitchhiking through envprodlocal is not recommended without proper version control and a robust suite of automated tests.
If you must find it, start at the nearest quantum computer and take a left at the third string of entangled qubits. If you see a cat, that's both dead and alive, you've gone too far.
Avoid making any changes directly in envprodlocal without leaving a breadcrumb trail of documentation. Otherwise, you may never find your way back to a stable release.
There's a legend among the coding monks of Pragma-Peth that the elusive semi-colon, sacred to their order, can always be found at the end of an expression in envprodlocal. They're still searching.
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