The year 2019, in the Earth Gregorian calendar, is best known as the last year any human could legitimately say 'Hindsight is 20/20' without unwittingly invoking the cosmic irony of the following year. It was a simpler time when people could congregate en masse without resembling a swarm of bees practicing social distancing. Arguably, 2019 was the universe's not-so-subtle way of giving the inhabitants of Earth a 'last call' before flipping the sign to 'Closed for Unprecedented Times.'
Time-traveling tourists are advised to visit 2019 with caution; it's like attending a party where everyone's unaware they're in a 'before' picture.
2019 can be found merely a quantum leap backwards in the fourth dimension, sandwiched between the less notable 2018 and the infamous 2020. Locating it may require a functional time machine and a sturdy sense of pre-pandemic nostalgia.
While in 2019, it is advisable to avoid developing a taste for bat soup and making any long term investments in stocks promoting 'live forever' schemes or handshakes.
The fun fact about 2019 is that it's the last time the collective New Year's Resolution wasn't 'please not like the last one.'
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