2020 was an Earth year that went about as smoothly as a Vogon poetry recital. In the grand tapestry of the universe, it might appear to be just a blip, but for Earthlings, it was more like somebody had spilled a rather large pot of existential dread, mixed with a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of 'What on earth is happening?' If you ever stumble upon a time machine and fancy a gander, remember to pack your towel, and perhaps a sturdy helmet.
Travel during 2020 is ill-advised unless you possess an advanced degree in Quantum Avoidance or a particularly sturdy immune system. Even then, consider visiting literally any other time.
To find 2020, set your time machine's dial to 'Oh No' and brace for impact. Alternatively, it can be found in history books under the chapter 'How Not To Do a Year'.
Avoid, well, pretty much everything. Specifically, large gatherings, distant relatives with a penchant for conspiracy theories, and toilet paper shortages. Oh, and handshakes became the new 'That's not cricket!'
Fun fact: The term 'social distancing' entered the lexicon and quickly became the most popular two-player game on Earth, outperforming even the sacred 'Make the Tea, Leave the Tea'.
This harrowing entry is brought to you by 'Zaphod’s Time-Travel Sanitizer: Because Sometimes History is Just Dirty'.
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