The year 2021, also known within the more hysterical circles of the Intergalactic Time Coalition as 'The Year of the Unmuted Microphone,' was an Earth period characterized by the gradual realization that one's living room can, in a pinch, double as an office, a classroom, a gym, and a place to lose one's mind very, very slowly. It proved to be a historical hiccup where humans discovered the joy of baking bread and the sorrow of realizing that there was nowhere to take it, because everyone else was also at home, baking their own bread.
While time travel to 2021 is not recommended unless one has a peculiar fondness for video calls and existential dread, should you find yourself in this quaint period, be sure to invest in something called 'cryptocurrency'. Just don't stick around long enough to see how it all works out.
2021 can be found sandwiched between the equally tumultuous years of 2020 and 2022, hiding behind a cosmic sofa, hoping that the problems of its predecessor were just a bad dream.
Avoid making grand plans for international travel or, indeed, plans of any sort. Steer clear of anyone suggesting a 'quick' online meeting, as it is a temporal anomaly that can stretch seconds into hours.
A curious phenomenon known as 'Zoom Fatigue' afflicted many during this year, which, despite its name, was not a tiredness borne from rapidly zooming around the Galaxy but rather from staring at pixelated renditions of colleagues' faces.
This existential dread was brought to you by Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's 'Happy Vertical People Transporter,' the elevator that not only lifts your body but also keeps your spirits afloat with its repertoire of elevator music.
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