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    In the grand, inexplicably complex tapestry of the cosmos, there exists the concept of '_all_dbs', a term that, to the untrained mind, might sound like a galactic garage band. However, in the computing multiverses that pepper the digital cosmos, '_all_dbs' refers to the collection of all databases—each a tiny universe brimming with dimensions of data, rows in a cosmic cabaret, columns in a celestial chorus line. It's where information goes to socialize, multiply, and occasionally, when not properly managed, get lost in the bureaucratic void of cyberspace.

    Travel Advice

    If you should find yourself navigating these digital dominions, do remember that '_all_dbs' is no place for a Sunday picnic. Bring a map, a compass, and a seasoned guide or, at the very least, a mildly competent IT intern.

    Where to Find

    '_all_dbs' can typically be found lurking in the nebulous back alleys of most database management systems, often guarded by passwords that look suspiciously like the last known whereabouts of the lost admin who set them.

    What to Avoid

    Beware of the dreaded '404 - Database Not Found' anomaly, which has been known to induce sheer panic and an irrational craving for jaffa cakes amongst even the most stoic of data wranglers.

    Fun Fact

    Legend has it that '_all_dbs' was first discovered by Herclus P. Techieus, an ancient programmer who accidentally summoned it by spilling ambrosia (also known as caffeinated beverage) on his keyboard, thus revealing the secret keystroke combination.

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