infophpback

Infophpback, not to be confused with a rare galactic disease that causes information to painfully spew out of one's backside, is a curious phenomenon native to the technologically overladen planet of Devtopia. In a civilization so advanced, the inhabitants evolved to communicate exclusively through programming code, the infophpback is the unintended side effect of gossip among the code-wielding intelligentsia. Rather than spreading rumors at the watercooler, Devtopians inadvertently compile and execute PHP scripts that disseminate the latest juicy tidbits across the planetary intranet in microseconds.

Travel Advice

Should you find yourself in Devtopia, learn to parse PHP with your brain or risk social ostracization. Carrying a universal translator is advised, albeit they often catch fire when attempting to interpret recursive gossip loops.

Where to Find

Infophpback can be primarily witnessed in the bustling data markets of Devtopia's capital, Var_dump City, where code and conversation flow as freely as the binary cocktails.

What to Avoid

Avoid writing any personal secrets in PHP while on Devtopia. They'll be news before you can say 'echo'. Steer clear of the notorious Script Kiddie Gangs, who are known to manipulate infophpback to spread nefarious disinformation.

Fun Fact

The annual Infophpback Festival includes a contest where the best encrypted gossip is awarded the coveted Golden Array trophy. Last year's winner managed to encrypt rumors so well that even the gossip itself didn't know it was gossip.