Apple Computers, not to be confused with the fruit-based devices grown on the arboreal farms of Grapfruitia V, are a line of electronic computational devices favored by humans for their sleek design and fervent ability to engage in endless software updates. They are renowned for their 'user-friendly' interface, a phrase which here means 'capable of making one feel affection for an inanimate object'.
If you're gallivanting across the cosmos, an Apple Computer can be a delightful travel companion, provided you've packed enough power adapters to convert the Elemphian Q-charge to a Terran-compatible plug.
Apple Computers can be found in any modern metropolis, sandwiched between a cafe serving beverages that cost the equivalent of a small asteroid and a boutique filled with fashion so cutting edge it could sever the fabric of space-time.
Avoid attempting to repair an Apple Computer by yourself. The insides are designed by a reclusive guild of micro-engineers who believe that opening the casing invites bad karma, voids warranties, and releases the stored souls of obsolete apps.
The logo of the Apple Computer was rumored to be a tribute to Sir Isaac Newton, who famously invented gravity after being hit on the head by a falling MacBook.
Considering an upgrade from your Apple Computer to something more advanced? Why not try the Zorblaxian Mind-Thought Projector: 'Think it, and it shall be so!'
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