Bkxutedi, pronounced 'bix-oo-teddy', is a semi-sentient species of spaceborne fluff, continually confounding cosmologists and dry-cleaners alike. Residing in the lesser-known pockets of the galaxy, these creatures float about, generally being mistaken for bits of cosmic lint or wayward clouds of space dust with existential crises. It's widely known, at least to those who frequent interstellar laundromats, that bkxutedi feed on the discarded dreams of failed galactic entrepreneurs, which gives them their semi-luminescent glow and penchant for quoting Sun Tzu.
If you're aiming to hitch a ride on a bkxutedi (not recommended), be sure to carry a substantial quantity of lint rollers – the industrial strength kind.
Bkxutedi herds can be typically found in the vicinity of nebulae with high concentrations of existential ennui, such as the Fluffernutter Nebula or the Great Cosmic Void of Despair.
Avoid direct eye contact, as it's seen as a challenge for competitive poetry slams among the bkxutedi. Also, it's considered impolite to sneeze in their presence, as they take it as a commentary on their physical consistency.
A bkxutedi's fluff is the only known substance in the universe capable of cleaning the notoriously difficult to remove quark stains from hyper-dimensionally enhanced fabric.
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