The Beam Katana, not to be confused with a blunt butter knife, is the ultimate chopping, slicing, dicing, and, on rare occasions, letter opening tool for the discerningly stylish intergalactic wanderer. It operates on the principle of 'Why use brute force when a Beam Katana can make you look infinitely cooler and infinitely more dangerous?' The device is powered by the collective sighs of physicists as they consider the practicalities of such a weapon and promptly return to their tea.
If traveling to a planet where the Beam Katana is legal, ensure your travel insurance covers 'accidental self-dismemberment by futuristic swordplay'.
Beam Katanas are typically found on the black market of Betelgeuse Five, hidden within large stacks of totally-not-stolen antique Earthling watches.
Avoid using the Beam Katana near reflective surfaces, petting zoos, and during diplomatic negotiations. It is also considered poor etiquette to use it to make toast.
The Beam Katana's humming noise was voted 'Most Likely To Be Mistaken For A Dying Space Whale' at the Intergalactic Sound Awards.
While contemplating the purchase of a Beam Katana, why not indulge in the Galactic Safety Monocle? It offers one-eyed protection from errant beams.
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