The 'best anime of all time,' a title hotly contested by beings of all species across the universe – from the squabbling Sulkar of Sigma 5 to the perpetually perplexed Pobblebeads of Perion IV. Engaging worlds crafted with painstaking detail and stories so gripping that you might need a Jargleblaster (a device, not a cocktail) to pry yourself free. These masterpieces of visual storytelling are as varied as the number of stars inconveniently blocking your view of that little bistro you liked near Betelgeuse.
To conduct a truly comprehensive survey, one must traverse the cosmos, sampling anime from every corner of creation, including the shadow realm of eXistenZ and the neon-lit streets of Neo-Tokyo. Pack your hyper-dimensional remote control; you'll be flipping through dimensions as well as channels.
The true 'best anime of all time' can only be found in the legendary Otaku Nebula, located just beyond the lesser-known Manga Cluster. You'll recognize it by the giant, holographic 'Ahegao' faces pulsating at its core.
Avoid getting into debates with cybernetic lifeforms about sub vs. dub. They've been known to initiate self-destruct sequences when their opinions are challenged. Also, steer clear of spoilers emanating from the Spoiloids of Spittleframe 9.
The fun fact is actually a two-hour OVA about fun facts, which ends with the realization that the main character was a fun fact all along. It was called 'Fun Fact Fiasco' and won an award for the most meta-anthropomorphized concept in sentient infotainment.
After the anime marathon, soothe your strained ocular sensors with 'Opti-Zen' – the eye drops with a hint of Zen, because your mind's eye needs pampering too.
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