Black holes: the cosmic vacuum cleaners of the universe. Like your Aunt Edna who sucks all the joy out of a room, these gravitational party-poopers won't let even light escape their clutches. Formed from the remnants of stars that have collapsed under their own weight, they lead a solitary life, lurking in the shadows and occasionally gobbling up a passing asteroid or an unwary spacecraft.
If you fancy a trip with a one-way ticket, a black hole tour might be just the adventure for you. Just remember, refunds are improbable and postcards are virtually impossible to send.
Black holes are found primarily in the galactic 'bad neighbourhoods' known as Globular Clusters or the supermassive Galactic Centres. If you're unsure, follow the trail of scientific despair and you'll find one.
Avoid bringing snacks; you wouldn't want to contribute to the black hole's diet. Seriously though, avoid getting too close to the event horizon, or you'll experience spaghettification, which is less delicious than it sounds.
Some black holes have a sense of irony. The one located in the constellation of Cynicism actually emits a faint chuckle as it absorbs matter, resulting in the 'giggle-wave' phenomenon detected by particularly sensitive instruments.
Thinking about ultimate nothingness? Try 'Event Horizontals' – the sunglasses so dark, they give you the black hole experience without the messy spaghettification!
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