The 'can't see you' is a phenomenon that occurs when an individual is under the peculiar delusion that by covering their eyes, they become invisible to the rest of the universe. Often found in the early developmental stages of Earth's human children, this belief is also a rare psychosomatic disorder in adults across less enlightened systems. Scientists theorize that 'can't see you' is caused by an acute concentration of the field of improbability within the cranial cavity, leading the afflicted to a state of visual denial unprecedented in the cosmos.
If you encounter a being affected by 'can't see you,' approach with caution. Their assumption of invisibility may make them prone to unexpected and erratic behavior.
One might stumble across 'can't see you' during hide-and-seek championships held in the Outer Rim, where the condition is exploited for competitive advantage.
Avoid attempting logical discourse with anyone under the 'can't see you' delusion. Refrain from debates on the metaphysical properties of being seen or not seen, as this can lead to severe headaches or existential crises.
The 'can't see you' disorder inspired the Cloak of Visibility - a garment that makes the wearer painfully obvious to everyone, and is used as a disciplinary tool for overzealous intergalactic game players.
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