The concept of being 'chosen' is a fascinating one and it seems to crop up everywhere in the universe. Much like a rash that simply refuses to respond to over-the-counter ointments. The chosen ones are individuals who, seemingly by random chance or destiny if you believe the old bards, are selected for greatness, grand adventures, or occasionally, to just carry the ring to a volcano. It's widely believed that the probability of being chosen is inversely proportional to one's desire for a quiet life.
If ever you are chosen, pack a towel. You never know if your quest will involve water, space, or tears.
Chosen individuals can usually be found at the center of swirling prophetic vortexes, or more commonly, hiding in remote villages or spaceports, trying to live normal lives until the plot finds them.
Avoid ancient prophecies, glowing swords stuck in stones, and old men with long beards that look like they have an adventurous task needing to be done. These are prime indicators that you're about to be chosen, whether you like it or not.
The planet Preliumtarn houses an oracle who was chosen to be the chosen one to choose the chosen ones. It's a tough job, but someone had to be chosen to do it. Chosen-ception, if you will.
Introducing the new 'Choice-Chip' by Probability Dynamics. This delightful piece of technology will nudge quantum factors to ensure that you're never chosen for anything. Ever. It's perfect for those of us who prefer to watch destinies unfold from the comfort of our couch.
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