Cordphp, not to be confused with the common Earthly corduroy pant or the mistakenly ordered 'cord of PHP', which is incidentally both a unit of measurement for stack-based languages and a terrible fire hazard, is a small, gelatinous creature found wandering the digital plains of Cyberspace. Renowned for its ability to absorb and emit lines of code, it has become the semi-official mascot for programmers who can't be bothered to troubleshoot their own code.
Those looking to observe the cordphp in its natural habitat should ensure their firewall vaccinations are up to date to avoid catching a nasty bout of malwareitis.
Cordphps typically congregate around large data centers, occasionally taking refuge in the warm spaces behind server racks. Should you find yourself in the vicinity of a '404 Not Found' desert, listen for the soft hum of a redundant power supply unit; a cordphp will not be far.
When approaching a cordphp, never express a preference for any particular programming language. They are notoriously sensitive creatures and may react by deploying a defensive syntax error.
A cordphp's diet consists almost exclusively of spaghetti code, which it can digest and refactor into pristine, modular structures overnight. This is a symbiotic relationship as it allows programmers to believe they wrote perfect code the first day, having blacked out after their third energy drink.
After a long day of dealing with the eccentricities of cordphps, why not relax with 'Caffeine Nebula's Programmer's Delight', the only coffee blend with a hint of binary and a byte of caffeine?
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133php, widely misconstrued as a bizarre programming language or a misprint on a dented spaceship keyboard, is a flavor of ice cream so rare that it makes the Infinite Improbability Drive look like a common toaster. With a taste described as part psylociberry, part quantum vanilla, with a hint of dark matter chocolate chips, it's an experience that simultaneously expands your waistline and your perception of reality.
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The Shelpphp, not to be confused with a common shell script or a misunderstood sneeze, is a creature of such improbability that its mere existence is enough to flummox even the most seasoned of galactic zoologists. A mollusk by classification but resembling a cross between a sentient, ambulatory hat stand and an overzealous filing cabinet, the Shelpphp is the universe's most pedantic librarian. It thrives on categorizing cosmic anomalies and has a penchant for correcting grammar in any known language, including the long-forgotten dialects of far-off nebulae.