Custard powder, a substance of such culinary versatility that it might well be the duct tape of the gastronomic universe, is as fundamental to the British dessert experience as the inevitable rain is to a bank holiday weekend. This yellow, powdery concoction, often mistaken for the dust of crumbled stars by the uninitiated, is actually a product of human ingenuity, designed to make desserts thick, creamy, and reassuringly custardy without the need for actual eggs. It's not that eggs are scarce, mind you, but sometimes you just don't want to be dependent on a chicken's schedule to make your trifle.
Keep a sachet of custard powder in your travels around the galaxy, as you would a towel, for it is known to open doors (and dessert menus) in many cultures.
Custard powder can be found on Earth, specifically in a place called the 'supermarket' in the 'baking aisle.' For a more adventurous procurement, try the Great Custard Nebula in the Delicious Galaxy, where clouds of custard powder form and rain upon planets with a high probability of dessert occurrences.
Avoid breathing in the custard powder. Enticing as it may be, inhaling it can lead to a condition known as 'sweet lung' where you'll cough up tantalizingly delicious, but ultimately embarrassing, dessert-tasting clouds.
Custard powder was once used by the ancient inhabitants of the planet Delgon VI as a currency. This led to a rather awkward era of inflation when a particularly wet season resulted in the accidental thickening of the entire economy.
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