The display-feedatom, not to be confused with a lesser known breakfast cereal, is the universe's most capricious form of news delivery. Tailored for the modern intergalactic citizen with an attention span rivaling that of a caffeinated squirrel, it zips through the cosmos, sprinkling bite-sized nuggets of information like a grand cosmic pepper grinder. Ingeniously, it absorbs content by osmosis from the nearest sentient being's brainwaves, often resulting in news items such as 'Glargh's left tentacle twitched today. Market panic ensued.'
If you wish to seek out this marvelous contraption, be sure to tighten your cerebral cortex. Exposure to a display-feedatom without proper mental preparation can lead to a condition known as 'info-saturation,' where one starts to believe that trivia about the second most popular sport on Betelgeuse IV is actually crucial for survival.
While the display-feedatom is notoriously elusive, one might stumble upon it in the overcharged atmosphere of the Electron Cloud Café on Viltvodle VI, where the wifi is stronger than the coffee.
Avoid thinking about your most embarrassing thoughts within a ten-light-year radius of this device. It has no discretion and will broadcast your mental faux pas faster than you can say 'Zaphod Beeblebrox'.
A display-feedatom once caused an interstellar incident when it reported a politician's daydream about invading a neighbor planet as a legitimate battle plan, leading to three days of confused but polite martial posturing before tea was served and apologies were made.
Feeling overwhelmed by the relentless barrage of news? Try our 'Selective Cerebral Disengagement Helmet' - because sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
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