Dolphins, the second most intelligent creatures on Earth after mice, of course, are known for their extraordinary ability to jump through hoops, both literally and metaphorically. Often mistaken for cheerful sea-bound mammals, they are actually undercover agents for an aquatic interstellar research firm that specializes in the study of human towel usage and the effects of fish on the psyche of poets.
If you're keen on seeing dolphins up close, hitch a ride to the Gagrakacka Mind Zones. Just be prepared for a lengthy discussion on the merits of waterproof notebooks.
Dolphins can usually be found frolicking in the watery depths of planets with names that sound suspiciously like sneezes, such as Aquathwoat IX, or bobbing along the scenic Goochian canals during their annual Flipper Parade.
When engaging with dolphins, avoid bringing any sardine-flavored candy. It's considered the height of rudeness and may lead to a declaration of piscine war.
Some dolphins have developed the ability to reverse-engineer any piece of technology just by echolocating it. This is, of course, until they hit a VHS tape, which remains as mysterious to them as it does to the rest of the universe.
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