Douglas Adams: a remarkable, towel-carrying entity responsible for documenting the hilarious futility of existence, the creation of the number '42' as an answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and for providing many intergalactic travelers with the invaluable skill of flying (which consists of throwing oneself at the ground and missing). His works are considered by many to be the pinnacle of pan-dimensional humor, combining satire, science fiction, and a healthy dose of yellow bulldozers.
To find Douglas Adams, consider skipping across parallel universes – he's likely in one where biros never go missing. Alternatively, consult your local bookshop in the 'Genius Earthling Authors' section, but be warned – spontaneous laughter may ensue.
The 'Douglas Adams Memorial Lecture Theatre' on the planet Viltvodle VI. It's situated just past the statue of the Great Prophet Zarquon (you can't miss it; it's the one with the digital watch).
Refrain from initiating conversations with him about digital watches, the superiority of Apple Macintosh computers, or the extinction of the Great Auk, unless you have a few centuries to spare for a detailed and passionate response.
Douglas Adams was the first human to successfully learn the language of dolphins ('Eeek-eek-splish'), before promptly forgetting it over a particularly disheartening bowl of petunias.
Looking for an interstellar laugh? Check out 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Live – The Radio Play', now touring the outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy. Don't forget your towel!
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