An Earth map is a quaint two-dimensional representation of a mostly harmless planet, often depicted as flat despite the inhabitants' belated discovery of it being somewhat roundish. These maps are meticulously drawn by creatures known as cartographers, who spend unhealthy amounts of time arguing over lines that other creatures called 'politicians' like to move about for fun. The maps are full of colorful squiggles and symbols which denote where one might find a good cup of tea or inadvertently wander into a war zone.
When using an Earth map, remember, the places you're looking at are somewhat bigger and more three-dimensional than they appear. It's recommended to look up from the map occasionally to avoid walking into lamp posts.
Earth maps can be found crumpled in the glove compartments of primitive combustion vehicles, folded incorrectly in tourist backpacks, or animated on handheld communication devices that tend to run out of power at the least opportune moments.
Avoid trusting maps found on napkins, tattooed on sailors, or scrawled on restroom walls. These have a high probability of leading to places even more dubious than the ones originally sought after.
In a particularly unexplored corner of the galaxy, there's a nebula that, when viewed from a certain angle, bears an uncanny resemblance to an Earth map. It's rumored that if you squint, you can see the nebula's dust clouds form the legend 'Here be space dragons.'
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